A joke by my Corp Finance Prof:

A panda went to a restaurant and ordered some food to eat. After its meal, it took out a gun and shot at people in the restaurant, before leaving the restaurant. When the police caught it, it laughed loudly at the police. The policeman, puzzled, asked the panda about its actions. The panda replied: “Look at the dictionary”

The bewildered policeman then flipped his dictionary, which says “A panda is an animal from China that eats shoots and leaves”.